Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
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