So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
i just had 3 doubles lined up on top of a urinal, texting with one hand and my dick in the other. I an fucking awesome.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
She tied me up with her honor cords...
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
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