My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
Randomize
