haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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