Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
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