You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
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