So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
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