i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
Operation Purity has been aborted
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
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