I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
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