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i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
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