Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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