this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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