Kareoke will never be a sober sport
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
He is an equal opportunity slut.
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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