just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
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