Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
Is this like a preordered booty call?
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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