just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
You know you're sufficiently drunk when the 411 dude just says, "Fuck it! I'll Google that shit for you, what movie do you want to see?" and proceeds to give you showtimes for 3 different theatres.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
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