I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
Literally the only reason we didnt get arrested was because the cop said I reminded him of Steve Stifler from American Pie
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
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