so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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