On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
My dad just drunkly made a toast in front of my entire extended family "to my daughter the recent and sucessful college and to my son the drunken whore-monger"
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
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