People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
Randomize
