its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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