I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
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