i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
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