Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
Pooping to opera.
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
Randomize
