is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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