Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
This is the high leading the old right now
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
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