Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
that is very illegal...i love you.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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