why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
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