these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
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