Do vagina's smell?
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
I woke up and there is a food processor in my purse. Someone else's framed family photo. My front door is wide open and my gerbil is playing in the water bong.
Yeah I'm going to bathe him.
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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