Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
Is this like a preordered booty call?
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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