Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
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