tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
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