so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
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