Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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