I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
Randomize
