Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
Text me some of your sweat
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