i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
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