just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
Watching her eat just hurts me
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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