that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
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