So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
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