Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
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