apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Randomize
