She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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