There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
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