Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
tell your sister to shave her snatch
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
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