if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
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