I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
you would pick up someone in the library
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
You couldn’t remember the word hand jibber. Instead, your drunk ass offered the bartenders “unlimited hand fritters” if they wouldn’t cut you off.
please don't ironically join a cult
Coworker just walked in thirty minutes late reeking like weed and clutching a handful of scratch-off tickets. Also, there’s still a stripper pole in my office. Happy Wednesday!
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