you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
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