it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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