let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
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