thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
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