doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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