Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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